10 lines used mostly in chat rooms

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1 I don’t care what you look like, it’s what’s on the inside that counts (Which is true, it means: I’m horny and could care less, just type)

2 No this is my only screen name… You mean you can have more then one?

3 I never do Cybersex! Yet here in this room alone with you, well, I’m getting excited.

4 I’m 5’4, blonde hair, blue eyes and everyone loves my body!

5 I’m 6’0, great tan, and buffed from working out.

6 Yes of course I’m female…

7 I’m in this private room consoling a depressed friend.

8 I’m new online and haven’t had time to create a profile… but tell me more about yourself.

9 I’m not like most of the guy’s/gal’s here, I want to meet so we can just have coffee and get to know each other. (at the hotel coffee shop)

10 You’re different… I’ve never felt like this about someone I’ve never met before.

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