Yearly Archives: 2008

I’ll use my seeing eye dog

Posted on December 28, 2008 by jokes

blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the middle of the store, picks up the dog by the tail, and starts swinging the dog around in circles over … Continue reading →

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The Roadside Emergency

Posted on December 28, 2008 by jokes

A blonde’s car had broken down. A cop pulled up and asked her what the group of naked men next to her were doing. The blonde said, ”They are my emergency flashers.”

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You really do stink

Posted on December 28, 2008 by jokes

It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home team had been the victim of three or four close calls, and they were now trailing the visitors by a touch-down and a field goal. When … Continue reading →

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There are no honest lawyers

Posted on December 28, 2008 by jokes

A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it. “Here lies an honest man and a lawyer,” responded the lawyer. “Sorry, but … Continue reading →

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Bar:Steering Wheel

Posted on December 28, 2008 by jokes

A guy walks into a pub and says, ”Can you remove this steering wheel from my pants?” The bartender says, ”Why is that there? Is it annoying?” “Yes,” the man said, ”it’s driving me nuts.”

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Two fools are about to go flying

Posted on December 28, 2008 by jokes

Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his arms. After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the cliff and … Continue reading →

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BlondeTransplant

Posted on December 28, 2008 by jokes

How do you give a blonde a brain transplant? Blow in her ear.

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Heaven playing sports

Posted on December 28, 2008 by jokes

St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys. “Very well,” said the gatekeeper … Continue reading →

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Lawyer’s personal injury

Posted on December 28, 2008 by jokes

A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain. “I’m an attorney,” the wincing man said, “and this is going … Continue reading →

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Before Starts

Posted on December 28, 2008 by jokes

A man comes home from work and sits in his recliner in front of the television. “Hey, wife!” he yells. “Gimme a beer before it starts!” She gives him his beer. Fifteen minutes pass. “Hey, wife!” he yells. “Gimme a … Continue reading →

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