Monthly Archives: August 2008

what women would do if they had a penis for a day

Posted on August 30, 2008 by jokes

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can’t … Continue reading →

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what men would do if they had a vagina for a day

Posted on August 30, 2008 by jokes

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it’s truly possible to launch a ping pong … Continue reading →

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the perfect day

Posted on August 30, 2008 by jokes

The Perfect Day – Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe 1:45 Shopping 2:30 Run into boyfriend’s/husband’s ex and … Continue reading →

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Making Love To…..

Posted on August 30, 2008 by jokes

How can you tell if you’re making love to a teacher,a nurse or an airline stewardess? A teacher says we got to do this over and over again til we get it right. A nurse says hold still this won’t … Continue reading →

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Dead Pussy

Posted on August 30, 2008 by jokes

An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy. The driver pointed to the woman in … Continue reading →

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Birds and Bees

Posted on August 30, 2008 by jokes

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and … Continue reading →

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50 Year Old Nightie

Posted on August 30, 2008 by jokes

A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary. That night the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same sexy negligee she had worn on their wedding night. She looked at her husband and said, “Honey, do you remember … Continue reading →

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Doing It In The Dark

Posted on August 30, 2008 by jokes

Claire was becoming frustrated with her husband’s insistence that they always have sex in the dark. Hoping to rid him of his inhibitions, during a passionate evening she flipped on her reading lamp and was shocked to find a cucumber … Continue reading →

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A Rope and Two Knots

Posted on August 30, 2008 by jokes

One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience. After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road, the … Continue reading →

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60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy

Posted on August 30, 2008 by jokes

1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don’t we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It’s more fun to look at. 7. Make it … Continue reading →

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