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Funny Jokes: Signs that you’re broke

Signs You’re Really Broke 1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” 2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a fine restaurant. 3. You’re formulating a plan to rob the food bank. 4. You’ve rolled so many pennies, you’ve formed a psychic bond with Abe. 5. Long [...]

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Funny Jokes: How cold is it outside?

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How Cold Is Cold? 60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) 50 Miami residents turn on the heat 40 You can see your breath, Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming 35 Italian cars don’t start 32 Water freezes 30 You plan your vacation to Australia 25 Boston water freezes, Californians weep pitiably, [...]

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Funny Jokes: Good to be an Italian

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Top ten reasons why it’s good to be Italian. 1. In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes 2. Unembarrassed to wear fur. 3. No need to worry about tax returns 4. Glorious military history… well, until about 400 a.d. 5. Can wear sunglasses inside 6. Political stability 7. Flexible working hours 8. Live near the Pope [...]

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Funny Jokes: Good to be American

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Top ten reasosn why it’s great to be American 1. You can have a woman president without electing her 2. You can spell colour wrong and get away with it 3. You can call Budweiser beer 4. You can be a crook and still be president 5. If you’ve got enough money you can get [...]

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Funny Jokes: Know because of TV

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Things You Wouldn’t Know Without The Tube All Of Life’s Mysteries Are On TV 1. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear. 2. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick’s Day parade – at any time of [...]

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Funny Jokes: Good to be Canadian

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Top reasons why it’s great to be Canadian 1. It beats being an American. 2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground. 3. You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors. 4. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground 5. [...]

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Funny Jokes: To do at the drivethru

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Top twenty things to do at a drivethru 1. Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. 2. Ask prices of everything on the menu then order something that you did not ask the price for. 3. Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order with your door [...]

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Funny Jokes: Top twenty reasosn why it’s great to be American

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Top Twenty New Slogans for Valuejet Airlines 1. ValueJet: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you. 2. ValueJet: We’re Amtrak with wings. 3. Join our frequent near-miss program. 4. On flights, every section is a smoking section. 5. Ask about our out-of-court settlements. 6. Our staff has had lots of [...]

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Funny Jokes: Signs your burned out

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“Top Ten Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’ Because of Work” 1. You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” 2. Your friends call to ask how you’ve been, and you immediately scream, “Get off my back, jerk!” 3. Your garbage can IS your “in” box. 4. You wake up to discover your bed is [...]

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Funny Jokes: Fun at others expense

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30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others 1. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” 2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 3. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 4. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all [...]

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