Monthly Archives: September 2008

Funny Jokes: Reasons Why Trick Or Treating Is Better Than Sex

Posted on September 30, 2008 by jokes

1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD. 2) Forty years from now you’ll still enjoy candy. 3) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 4) The uglier you look, the easier it is … Continue reading →

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Funny Jokes: Top 10 Rejection Lines Given by Women

Posted on September 30, 2008 by jokes

1. Let’s be friends… (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with.) 2. It’s not you, it’s me… (It’s you.) 3. I’m celibate… … Continue reading →

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Funny Jokes: Top Ten Questions that Make You Go Huh?

Posted on September 30, 2008 by jokes

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? What happens if you get scared to death twice? If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? If you write a book about failure, and it doesn’t … Continue reading →

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Funny Jokes: Top 10 Most Rejected Children Book Titles

Posted on September 30, 2008 by jokes

1. Your Nightmares are real 2. Dad’s New Wife Robert 3. The Magical World Inside The Abandoned Refrigerator 4. Where to Find the toys in the Oven 5. 101 Games to Play in the Road 6. Homemade Fireworks using a … Continue reading →

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Funny Jokes: Top Ten Ways to Freak Out Your Roommate

Posted on September 30, 2008 by jokes

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, “No, I want to watch them suffer.” 2) Collect potatoes. Paint faces … Continue reading →

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Funny Jokes: Things Found Only in America

Posted on September 30, 2008 by jokes

1. Only in America……do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. 2. Only in America……are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America……can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. … Continue reading →

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10 Things To Do In An Elevator To Have Fun

Posted on September 30, 2008 by jokes

1. Say ‘I wonder what all these do’ and push the red buttons. 2. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. 3. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask ‘is … Continue reading →

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Funny Jokes: 13 Reasons Why it is so cool to be a man

Posted on September 30, 2008 by jokes

1)If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends. 2)The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. 3)You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 4)If someone forgets to … Continue reading →

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Top Ten Caddy Comments

Posted on September 30, 2008 by jokes

Golfer: “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.” Caddy: “This isn’t the golf course. We left that an hour ago.” Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?” Caddy: “Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.” … Continue reading →

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Things not to Say to the Cop Who Pulls You Over

Posted on September 30, 2008 by jokes

1. You’re not going to search my trunk are you? 2. Your so-called “speed limits” mean nothing to me flatfoot. I live my life one quarter-mile at a time. 3. You again? I thought I lost you at that last … Continue reading →

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