Monthly Archives: September 2008

Alcoholic Side Effects

Posted on September 1, 2008 by jokes

The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, such as: WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an … Continue reading →

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All You Can Drink

Posted on September 1, 2008 by jokes

A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and orders a cold one. He swigs down the beer, looks in his pocket, cringes and orders another. He gulps down that one, looks in his pocket again, cringes … Continue reading →

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A Round For The House

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A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.” So, the bartender does just that, and hands the man the bill. The drunk says, “I … Continue reading →

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What You Got

Posted on September 1, 2008 by jokes

A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, “What’ll it be buddy?” The man says, “Set me up with five whiskey shots, and make ‘em doubles.” The bartender does … Continue reading →

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Beer Festival

Posted on September 1, 2008 by jokes

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says “Hey Sen~or, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.” The bartender … Continue reading →

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Best Reasons to Allow Drinking on the Job

Posted on September 1, 2008 by jokes

1. It’s an incentive to show up. 2. It reduces stress. 3. It leads to more honest communications. 4. It reduces complaints about low pay. 5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover. 6. … Continue reading →

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Deadbeat in a Bar

Posted on September 1, 2008 by jokes

A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink, and he said “No thanks, I don’t drink, I tried it once but I … Continue reading →

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Evils of Liquor

Posted on September 1, 2008 by jokes

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his fifth grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. “Now, class. Observe the … Continue reading →

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Finding The Car

Posted on September 1, 2008 by jokes

A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into then rubbing the roofs of the cars. The manager comes out ofthe bar and stops the guy. ‘What the heck are you doing ?’ he asks … Continue reading →

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