Monthly Archives: October 2008

Computer Jokes: Programmer’s drinking song

Posted on October 22, 2008 by jokes

99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it again,101 little bugs in the code.101 little bugs in the code,101 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it again,103 little bugs in the code.

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Computer Jokes: If Dr. Seuss was a technical writer

Posted on October 22, 2008 by jokes

What if Dr. Seuss was a technical writer? Here are several examples of what he may write to help you resolve your computer problems.If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted … Continue reading →

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Computer Jokes: A list of redneck computer terms

Posted on October 22, 2008 by jokes

Backup – What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code – Them’s the fight’n rules down da local tavern.Bug – The reason you is a giv’n for calling in sick.Byte – What yer pit bull dun … Continue reading →

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Computer Jokes: Abbott calling Costello

Posted on October 22, 2008 by jokes

Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will tell me the revision code of a program?Abbott: Yes, that’s correct.Costello: No, what is it?Abbott: Yes.Costello: So, which is the one?Abbott: No. ‘which’ is used to … Continue reading →

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Computer Jokes: The system crash song

Posted on October 22, 2008 by jokes

SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the lab, late one nightWhen my eyes beheld an eerie sight,Some smoke from our VAX began to riseAnd suddenly, to my surprise… [chorus](There was a crash) There … Continue reading →

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Computer Jokes: Internet can get worse

Posted on October 22, 2008 by jokes

Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by America On-Line.9. “MAKE MONEY FAST” posts protected by 1st amendment, declare internet lawyers Canter & Siegel.8. Home shopping “network”.7. Netrek corporate sponsorships. Out: Orion, Pollux, Klingus. … Continue reading →

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Computer jokes: Ethical software group

Posted on October 20, 2008 by jokes

SEVEN SOFTWARE COMPANIES ADDED TO “WATCH LIST”New York, NJ, Nov. 11 — People for the Ethical Treatment of Software (PETS) announced today that seven more software companies have been added to the group’s “watch list” of companies that regularly practice … Continue reading →

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Computer jokes: Life and Computers

Posted on October 20, 2008 by jokes

If Life Were Like A Computer: You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel. You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it! You could improve your appearance by … Continue reading →

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Computer jokes: COBOL

Posted on October 20, 2008 by jokes

Jack was once a COBOL programmer in the late 1990’s who (after years of being taken for granted and treated as a technological dinosaur by all the UNIX programmers and Client/Server programmers and website developers, etc.) was finally getting some … Continue reading →

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Computer jokes: ENGINEER’S COOK BOOK

Posted on October 20, 2008 by jokes

Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books…. Chocolate Chip Cookies: Ingredients: 1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten 2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO3 3.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite 4.) 236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride 5.) 177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O11 6.) 177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O11 … Continue reading →

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