Monthly Archives: October 2008

Funny Jokes: Tell him that he’s stupid

Posted on October 2, 2008 by jokes

Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid 1. A few crumbs short of a crouton. 2. A few clowns short of a circus. 3. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. 4. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity. 5. A … Continue reading →

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Funny Jokes: You’re no longer cool

Posted on October 2, 2008 by jokes

You Are No Longer “Cool” When 1. You find yourself listening to talk radio. 2. You daughter says she got pierced and you look at her ears. 3. The pattern on your shorts and couch match. 4. You fondly remember … Continue reading →

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Funny Jokes: Bad to hear in surgery

Posted on October 2, 2008 by jokes

Things you don’t want to hear during surgery: 1. Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. 2. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.” 3. Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog! 4. Wait a minute, … Continue reading →

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Funny Jokes: Adults learn from kids

Posted on October 2, 2008 by jokes

Things Adults Learn From Kids: 1. There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3. A 4 years-old’s voice is … Continue reading →

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Signs of the 2000’s

Posted on October 2, 2008 by jokes

Signs Of The 2000’s 1. Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they get angry they’ll be a mile away — and barefoot. 2. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad … Continue reading →

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Funny Jokes: True Internet addiction

Posted on October 2, 2008 by jokes

You Are Maliciously Internet Addicted When: 1. You kiss your girlfriend’s/boyfriend’s home page. 2. Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom. 3. Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them. 4. You find yourself … Continue reading →

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You are in California

Posted on October 2, 2008 by jokes

You Know You’re In California When… 1. The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. 2. You were born somewhere else. 3. You know how to eat an artichoke. 4. The primary bugs that you worry about are … Continue reading →

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Funny Jokes: Government problems

Posted on October 2, 2008 by jokes

Things To Think About Our Government: 1. 29 Members of Congress have been accused of spousal abuse. 2. 7 Have been arrested for fraud. 3. 19 Have been accused of writing bad checks. 4. 117 Have bankrupted at least two … Continue reading →

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Comparison of Gas Price

Posted on October 2, 2008 by jokes

Gas Prices vs ? People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have always thought that gas was a good value (especially if you were to take the $0.30, $0.40 per gallon tax off at … Continue reading →

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Funny Jokes: Most useless inventions

Posted on October 2, 2008 by jokes

Useless Inventions 1. Non stick Cellotape 2. Solar Powered Flash Light 3. A black highlighter pen 4. Glow in the dark sunglasses 5. Inflatable Anchor 6. Smooth Sandpaper 7. Waterproof sponge 8. Waterproof Teabags 9. AC adapter for Solar powered … Continue reading →

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