Monthly Archives: November 2008

Computer jokes: Programmers Dying

Posted on November 2, 2008 by jokes

Q: What happens to programmers when they die? A: They get deallocated, their values become undefined, they get re-intialized, their structues break down, they become WORM food, they start dropping bits, they branch to a new address, their social system … Continue reading →

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Computer jokes: Automatic Aeroplane

Posted on November 2, 2008 by jokes

The world’s first fully computerized airliner was ready for its maiden flight without pilots or crew. The plane taxied to the loading area automatically, its doors opened automatically, the steps came out automatically. The passengers boarded the plane and took … Continue reading →

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Computer jokes: Flight to New York

Posted on November 2, 2008 by jokes

On a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she moves to coach since she did not have a first class ticket. The blonde replied, “I’m blonde, … Continue reading →

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Computer jokes: IT department

Posted on November 2, 2008 by jokes

1. When IT say they’re coming right over, log out and go for coffee. It’s no problem for us to remember 700 network passwords. 2. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried … Continue reading →

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Computer jokes: Shell Tricks

Posted on November 2, 2008 by jokes

% rm meese-ethicsrm: meese-ethics nonexistent% ar m Godar: God does not exist% “How would you rate Reagan’s incompetence?Unmatched “.% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?Missing ].% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?Modifier failed.% If I had a ( for every $ … Continue reading →

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Computer jokes: Funny Side

Posted on November 2, 2008 by jokes

Indeed it was. Here is one list, from the KDF9 programming manual, p 24: THE KDF9 WORD HAS 48 BITS … IT MAY BE USED AS… Eight 6-Bit Alpha-Numeric Characters One 48-Bit Fixed-Point Number Two 24-Bit (Half length) Fixed-Point Numbers … Continue reading →

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Computer jokes: Compiler Says

Posted on November 2, 2008 by jokes

*ABSOLUTELY UNCHANGED COMPILER RESPONSES* (from a make of umoria 5.4 on an Apollo…) [monsoon:umoria] 19} make cc -O -c main.c Compiler Errors 99 divide by 0 error: can’t find source 033 linker attempting to ‘duck tape’ this ‘gerbil’ of a … Continue reading →

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