Monthly Archives: December 2008

Leeches

Posted on December 4, 2008 by jokes

What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer? The leech stops sucking you dry after you’re dead.

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Driving home very drunk

Posted on December 4, 2008 by jokes

It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldn’t walk a straight line any more than he could drive one, so … Continue reading →

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BadBlondie

Posted on December 4, 2008 by jokes

How do you know a blonde’s having a bad day? Her tampon’s behind her ear and she can’t find her pencil.

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ThosePolish Jokes

Posted on December 4, 2008 by jokes

A polish guy goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, can you give me a lobotomy?” The doctor says, “Why on earth would you want a lobotomy?” The polack responds, “Why, so I can write ‘dumb polack’ jokes, of course!”

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AAandMonkeys

Posted on December 3, 2008 by jokes

What do a cat, plant, and sea monkeys have in common? All three have endured tragic deaths of neglect at my apathetic hands!

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Tank Girl

Posted on December 3, 2008 by jokes

How do you stop a blonde tank? Shoot the people pushing it!

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The number twelve goes to a bar

Posted on December 3, 2008 by jokes

A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. “Sorry I can’t serve you,” states the barman. “Why not?!” asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice. “You’re under 18,” replies … Continue reading →

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Buried Lawyers

Posted on December 3, 2008 by jokes

Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.

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