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Deaf Sex

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights (because they can’t see each other using sign language). After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife proposes a solution. “Honey,” she signs, “Why don’t [...]

January 29, 2009 / Comments Off / Read More

Mugged

January 29, 2009 Comments Off

A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied “I don’t know, it all [...]

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Better way of divorce

January 29, 2009 Comments Off

A married couple was driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband was behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, “Honey, I know we have been married for 15 years, but I want a divorce.” The husband says nothing but slowly increases the speed to 60 mph. She then says, [...]

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loving couple

January 29, 2009 Comments Off

A couple visits the doctor’s office for the checkup of the man. aftar the checkup, the doctor called the wife alone in the office and days the “Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die.” “Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. [...]

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Stop Drinking! advice by a Nun

January 26, 2009 Comments Off

One day , joe was sitting outside his local pub and enjoing a pint and generally feeling good about his life, when a nun atonce appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink “You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a great Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the [...]

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Obama Hymns

January 24, 2009 Comments Off

Barack Loves Thee Barack loves Thee! This we know, Katie Couric tells us so. All our base to Him belong; We are weak, but He is strong. Yes, Barack loves Thee! Yes, Barack loves Thee! Yes, Barack loves Thee! So do as you are told. All Hail the Messiah All hail the messiah Obama! Obama! [...]

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The Irony of Barak Obama

January 24, 2009 Comments Off

Q. Why did the Secret Service double security on Michelle Obama immediately after the inauguration? A. If something happened to her, then Barack would be in charge. Q. Why will there two presidential limousines for the inauguration? A. So Hillary won’t know which one he’s in. Q. What is the difference between Barack Obama and [...]

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Obama’s Motto

January 24, 2009 Comments Off

It’s a  funny thing about socialists; give one an inch and the next thing you know he’ll be president. Obama says we should be proud to pay more taxes, but the funny thing is that most of us could be just as proud for half the money. A funny Obama motto: “A penny saved is [...]

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Is beer better than Obama

January 24, 2009 Comments Off

Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn’t care what color you are. Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn’t want to take away your gun. Beer is better than Obama because you’re sad if there’s no more beer. Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn’t lie. Beer is better than Obama because [...]

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Pretty Obama

January 24, 2009 Comments Off

Obama is so pretty that he knows Victoria’s Secret Obama is so pretty that he never has that “not so fresh” feeling Obama is so pretty that he won’t give Hillary Clinton his phone number Obama is so pretty that Michelle carried him over the threshhold Obama is so pretty that the Navy won’t name [...]

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