Q. Why is Barack Obama jealous of Hillary Clinton? A. She the one with the cojones. Q. What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A. Deductible. Q: What is a lawyer gone bad called? A: Senator Obama. Q Why is Oprah supporting Obama? A She has a history of supporting frauds. Q. [...]
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Continue reading …Once a Baptist missionary was traveling in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him. “Oh Lord,” prayed the missionary, “Grant in Thy goodness that the lion walking behind me is a good Christian lion.” And then, in the silence that followed, the missionary heard the lion praying too: “Oh Lord,” [...]
Continue reading …A Lion was eaten a bull and enjoying. He was so cheerful and opened his mouth and start roaring. He roared until a hunter came. The moral of the story is: When you are full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
Continue reading …An old lady goes to Dr. and says, “I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. The farts never smell and always silent. In fact, I’ve farted at least 20 times since I’ve been here, and I bet you didn’t even notice!” The doctor says, “I see. Take these [...]
Continue reading …A preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike & as he preached, he used to briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again. After several circles and jerks, a little girl [...]
Continue reading …An Indian chief who was straining to blow a fart but it wouldn’t come out. So, he sent his a messenger boy to the doctor and he says, ”Big chief, no fart.” The doctor gives him a can of beans and advised him to come back tommorrow to tell him what happened. The messenger boy [...]
Continue reading …A newly married couple of hillbilly decided that they wanted kids, but didn’t know how to go about it. they took advised to their friends and relatives who didnot help them. At last they went to town & asked the famous Dr. of the locality. The Dr. The doctor advised them to look at a [...]
Continue reading …10 ways to get thrown out from chemistry lab 1. Begin pronouncing everything your immigrant lab instructor says exactly the way he/she says it. 2. Give a cup of liquid nitrogen to a classmate and ask, “Does this taste funny to you?” 3. Mutter repeatedly, “Not again… not again… not again.” 4. Pretend an electron [...]
Continue reading …Roy was physically mess when he approched to the mid-life. Year of work had given him a large pot belly and also was going bald. The last straw came when he asked to a woman out on a date. she laughed loudly in reply of his offer. that does it, he decided. He said ” [...]
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