Monthly Archives: January 2009

Blonde caught in Building

Posted on January 3, 2009 by jokes

One day a blonde, brunette, and redhead were on top of a burning building. When the firemen got there they stretched the trampoline out and told the brunette to jump. She jumped, then the firemen moved back and she died. … Continue reading →

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LepechaunAugusta

Posted on January 3, 2009 by jokes

One day, a man was golfing when he hit his ball into the woods. When he went to retrieve it, he found that it had hit a small man in green tights. “I’m so sorry!” the man said. “Don’t worry … Continue reading →

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Someone really stinks

Posted on January 3, 2009 by jokes

A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, “Now how can I tell my wife that I’ve got really smelly feet and that my socks … Continue reading →

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French man into Bar

Posted on January 3, 2009 by jokes

A frenchman walks into a bar, smiles at the landlord and orders a glass of wine. The frenchie looks about and sees a camel sitting at the bar as well.The frenchie asks the landlord, “What is that dirty camel doing … Continue reading →

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Dog Watch

Posted on January 3, 2009 by jokes

Guest: “Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?” Hotel Host: “I can’t imagine, unless it’s because you have the plate he usually eats from.”

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Marriage

Posted on January 1, 2009 by jokes

A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband’s best friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they’re just lying there, the phone rings. Since it’s the woman’s house, she picks up … Continue reading →

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Innocent Knitting

Posted on January 1, 2009 by jokes

A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver’s seat reading a computer magazine … Continue reading →

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Words Test

Posted on January 1, 2009 by jokes

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence. He pulls him out and says, “Sorry, you know the law, you’ve got to go back across the border right now.” The Mexican … Continue reading →

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Microsoft VS. GM

Posted on January 1, 2009 by jokes

At a recent computer expo (1996 COMDEX), Bill Gates compared the computer industry to the automotive indusrty by stating: “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving cars that cost $25.00 … Continue reading →

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Importance of lawyers

Posted on January 1, 2009 by jokes

An engineer died and ended up in Hell. Soon, he became dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell, and began designing and building improvements. After a while, they had flush toilets, air conditioning, escalators. The engineer was a pretty … Continue reading →

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