Blondes on an Island
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish. The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into a brown haired woman and she swims off the island. The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the [...]
February 26, 2009 / Comments Off / Read MoreQ: What’s the bad thing about 5 lawyers in a cattalac driving off a cliff A: A cattalac seats SIX!
Continue reading …There was this Hawaiian and fillipino man that wanted to learn how to hunt. So they met this indian man, the indian man took them to a forest and pitched a camp. The next day they woke up the indian man came back with a huge bear over his shoulder. So the hawaiian and fillipino [...]
Continue reading …Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. “Don’t worry, son. Your mother will come back. She’s only bringing people babies and making them happy.” The next night, it’s father’s turn to do the job. [...]
Continue reading …Two blondes are walking in the forest. One looks down and says, “Look, deer tracks”. The other blonde looks down and says, “Those aren’t deer tracks, those are bear tracks”. Half an hour later they were still arguing, when the train hit them.
Continue reading …Q. What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A. A good start.
Continue reading …Ed finally decides to take a vacation. He books himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeds to have the time of his life- until the boat sank. He found himself swept up on the shore of an island with no other people, no supplies… Nothing. Only bananas and coconuts. After about four months, he is [...]
Continue reading …Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter? Ans: A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Continue reading …One day a drunk man told the bartender, “I’ll bet you $100 that I can bite my right eye.” The bartender grinned and said, “Okay, you drunk.” The drunk pulled out his right fake eye and bit it. After more drinks the drunk said, “I bet you $200 I can bite my left eye.” The [...]
Continue reading …A Yuppie in a BMW is driving down the expressway when a speeding truck sideswipes his car tearing the driver’s side door. When the cop arrives on the accident scene, he finds the Yuppie whining and complaining about his missing door and the damage to his vehicle. “You guys make me sick,” says the cop. [...]
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