Monthly Archives: February 2009

Unlucky Young Man

Posted on February 21, 2009 by jokes

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. “Well,” he said, “I’ve been seeing this girl for … Continue reading →

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Having a Bad Day?

Posted on February 21, 2009 by jokes

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, … Continue reading →

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Keep On Singing

Posted on February 21, 2009 by jokes

Like any good mother, when Karen found out that another baby was on the way, she did what she could to help her 3-year old son, Michael, prepare for a new sibling. They find out that the new baby is … Continue reading →

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Great Moments in Physics

Posted on February 21, 2009 by jokes

The following concerns a question in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen. “Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer.” One student replied: “You tie a long piece of string to the neck … Continue reading →

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Geese Facts

Posted on February 21, 2009 by jokes

Next fall when you see geese heading south for the winter… flying along in V formation…you might consider what science has discovered as to why they fly that way: As each bird flaps its wings, it creates an uplift for … Continue reading →

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It Took Me Over 50 Years To Learn

Posted on February 21, 2009 by jokes

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that … Continue reading →

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FBI

Posted on February 21, 2009 by jokes

The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies report on GLOBAL ORGANIZED CRIME; the author who introduces the story swears it’s true. FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego … Continue reading →

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Ever Wonder?

Posted on February 21, 2009 by jokes

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”? Why is “abbreviated” such a long word? Why is it … Continue reading →

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Email

Posted on February 21, 2009 by jokes

A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy cold winter. They both had jobs, and had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. It was decided the husband would fly … Continue reading →

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Einstein’s Chauffer

Posted on February 21, 2009 by jokes

This is a true life anecdote about Albert Einstein, and his theory of relativity. After having propounded his famous theorY, Albert Einstein would tour the various Universities in the United States, delivering lectures wherever he went. He was always accompanied … Continue reading →

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