Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end of the lobby. The boy asked, “What’s this, Paw?” The father responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in [...]
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Continue reading …Your Mama so ugly…. She enter an ugly contest and they said “Sorry no professionals”
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