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A duck walks into a feed store and asks, ”Got any duck feed?” The clerk tells him, ”No, we don’t have a market for it it so we don’t carry it.” The duck says, ”Okay” and leaves. The next day, the duck walks in to the feed store and asks, ”Got any duck feed?” Again [...]

Three mice were sitting in a bar talking about how tough they were. The first mouse slams a shot and says, “I play with mouse traps for fun. I’ll run into one on purpose and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it twenty or thirty times.” And with [...]

A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. “So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?” The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying “Ehhhh… 22!” The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. “And can you tell [...]

Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.” Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.” Tech Support: “Well?” Person: “How do I know when it’s ready?”

A lawyer named ‘Strange’ was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it. ”Here lies an honest man and a lawyer,” responded the lawyer. ”Sorry, but I can’t do that,” replied the stonecutter. ”In this state, it’s against the law to bury [...]

A man notices a blonde sucking on the bottom of a Coke can. Curious, he asks her what she’s doing. “Duh! It says for best taste drink by date on the bottom.”

A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young [...]

Bill Clinton was arriving back to the White House from a trip to Arkansas with a pig under each arm. A secret serviceman greeted him. “Nice pigs, sir!” “Thank you. Though these are no ordinary pigs — they’re Arkansas Razorbacks! I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea.” “Nice trade, sir!”