Monthly Archives: May 2009

Blonde Date

Posted on May 10, 2009 by jokes

A guy took a blonde out on a date. Eventually they ended up parked at a “lovers point” where they started making out. After things started getting pretty good, he thought he might get lucky, so he asked her, “Do … Continue reading →

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Low On Cash

Posted on May 10, 2009 by jokes

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she’ll become a hooker. She’s not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a … Continue reading →

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A Bad Mistake

Posted on May 10, 2009 by jokes

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. “Well, it was like this,” said the man. “I was having a quiet … Continue reading →

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