There was this blonde applying for a job and saw a sign that said needed for paint job, Come here. So she went to the house and knocked on the door. She said,I’m here for the paint job;and the guy said,Ok.Here’s the paint I want you to paint the porch. She said, No Problem, and [...]
Continue reading …12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts: 1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Web. 2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing. 3) I will get dressed before noon. 4) I [...]
Continue reading …Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo? A. A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
Continue reading …A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants to have lunch. The bartender gives him a menu and he orders. The panda bear eats his lunch, and when he finishes, he gets up to leave. Suddenly, the panda bear pulls an AK-47 out of his fur, and shoots the [...]
Continue reading …Drinker’s Alphabet A is for Alcohol :The key to surviving college B is for Beer :The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great for chugging C is for Class :What you’re supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party D is for Dancing :A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually [...]
Continue reading …One day, a blonde and a brunette were out for a ride in the blonde’s new car. Suddenly, some jerk pulls in front of them. The blonde then puts her lips on the steering wheel. The brunette feared for her life, but had the courage to ask, “What are you doing?!” The blonde calmly replied, [...]
Continue reading …When Choosing A Mate, Compare These Other Professionals To Computer Programmers DOCTORS Supposedly, all women are after a Doctor, so don’t expect your relationship to last more than 5 years. Eventually, he’ll run off with some nurse from his office, or one of his young women patients who is pretending to be sick. He’ll wait [...]
Continue reading …NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but with one catch – he couldn’t return to Earth. The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. “One million dollars,” he answered, “because I want to donate it to M.I.T.” The next applicant, [...]
Continue reading …A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up.As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. ‘Wow, this is great,’ he thought. It wasn’t [...]
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