AIDS Or Alzheimer’s?

The doctor says to a man “I’m sorry, sir, but the test results have come back a tad inconclusive. Your wife could have either AIDs or Alzheimer’s. We’re not sure which”.
The man replies, “Oh my God! That’s awful! What should I do?”
The doctor says, “Take her down into the city centre and leave her there. [...]

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This post was written by ad on November 16, 2009 Comments (0)

Rules Of The Road In Florida

1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A real Florida driver never uses them.
2. Under no circumstance should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, or the space will be filled in by somebody else, putting you in an even more dangerous situation.
3. The faster you [...]

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This post was written by ad on November 16, 2009 Comments (0)