Monthly Archives: February 2010

Glossary of PC Messages

Posted on February 26, 2010 by jokes

It says: “Press Any Key” It means: “Press any key you like but I’m not moving.” It says: “Press A Key” (This one’s a programmers joke. Nothing happens unless you press the “A” key.) It says: “Fatal Error. Please contact … Continue reading →

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If Microsoft Built Autos

Posted on February 26, 2010 by jokes

1. A particular model year of car wouldn’t be available until after that year instead of before it. 2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you’d have to buy a new car. 3. Occasionally your car would … Continue reading →

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Girlfriend and Wife 2.9

Posted on February 26, 2010 by jokes

Last year a friend of mine upgraded GirlFriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it’s a memory hog leaving very little system resources for other applications. He is only now noticing that Wife 1.0 also is spawning Child-Processes which … Continue reading →

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American Style

Posted on February 26, 2010 by jokes

Once the Americans & Russians at the height of the arms race revealed that if they continued in the usual manners  they were going to blow up the whole world. One night  they sat down and decided to settle the … Continue reading →

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The Forbidden Fish

Posted on February 23, 2010 by jokes

A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Michigan recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, “Do you have a license to catch those fish?” The … Continue reading →

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Dead Bird

Posted on February 17, 2010 by jokes

Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were walking along the beach. Suddenly, Justin says, “Aww, Britney, look at the dead birdie.” Britney looks up at the sky and says, “Where?!”

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Pumping Gas

Posted on February 17, 2010 by jokes

Bill and Hillary are out driving in the country near Hillary’s hometown. They are low on fuel, so Bill pulls into a gas station for a fill-up. The attendant comes out and begins to pump gas into the first couple’s … Continue reading →

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