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Youtube today removed hundreds of pornographic videos, posted under t*tles that suggested they were childrens videos. Imagine my shock when half way through my daily wank over some of Miley Cyrus’ earlier stuff I’m confronted by fully formed adult genetalia! I feel a letter to Question Time coming on… ——————————————————————— A man has delivered a [...]

1. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about “psychological profiles.” 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sensual massage.” 3. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of [...]

Cyril was driving down Hendon Road when he gets pulled over by a policeman. Walking up to Cyril’s car, the policeman says, “I’ve come to tell you that your wife fell out your car some 2 miles back.” Cyril replies, “Thank goodness, I thought I’d gone deaf.”

Q: What is the proper blessing to recite before logging on to the Internet? A: “Modem anachnu loch…” Q: If a doctor carries a black leather bag and a plumber carries a box of tools, what does a mohel carry? A: A bris kit. Q: What do you call the steaks ordered by ten Jewish [...]

Moishe walks into a post office to send a package to his wife. The postmaster says, “This package is too heavy, you’ll need another stamp.” Moishe replies, “And that should make it lighter?”

Hetty, a little old lady, gets onto a crowded bus in Hendon in the middle of a heat-wave and stands in front of a seated young girl. Holding her hand to her chest, Hetty says to the girl, “If you knew what I have, you would give me your seat.” The girl gets up and [...]

A priest and a rabbi were sharing a compartment on a train. After a while, the priest put down his book and said to the Rabbi, “I know that in your religion you’re not supposed to eat pork… but have you really never ever tasted it?” The rabbi closed his newspaper and replied, “I must [...]