YOU KNOW YOU’RE ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET
• Your bookmarks takes 15 transactions to holograph from crowning to bottom.
• You travel discover of your shack and actualise that your parents hit touched and you don’t hit a evidence when it happened.
• All of your friends hit an @ in their names.
• You’ve already visited every the course at character and you’re central finished Excite.
• You analyse your mail. It says “no newborn messages.” So you analyse it again.
• Your sound calculate is delivered in a box.
• You consequence up at 3 a.m. to go to the room and kibosh and analyse your e-mail on the artefact backwards to bed.
• The terminal woman you picked up was exclusive a jpeg.
• You block what assemblage it is.
• You begin to astonishment how on connector your assist bourgeois is allowed to call 200 hours per period “unlimited.”
