Q: Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?

A: “Oh look! Donut seeds!”

Q: What’s the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?

A: Pick them up off the floor.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?

A: About 2 cans of hair spray

Q: How do you know when a blond’s been in your frige?

A: Lipstick on the cucumbers!

Q: What is the blonde’s favorite potato chip?

A: Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay).

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?

A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

Q: What’s a blonde’s idea of safe sex?

A: Locking the car door.

Q: Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?

A: They both drip when they’re fucked.

Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman?

A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.

Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?