AOL Humor

AOL:
America Online, this is Sue speaking.

Caller:
Hi, I have some questions about American Online before I join.

AOL:
Okay, ma’am, what’s your question?

Caller:
Well, some of my friends who have AOL say they get something called “cybersex”… does this cost extra?

AOL:
:::quiet laugh in the background::: Well ma’am… I don’t know how to explain this, but cybersex is not part of America Online.

Caller:
Oh really? My friends said
they got it from AOL.

AOL:
Well it’s something members typically do when they go to a chat room.

Caller:
Hmmmm…I don’t understand, what is cybersex??

AOL:
I’m sorry, I really don’t
know how to explain it.

Caller:
Hmmm..well, have you
ever had cybersex?

AOL:
Ma’am, I don’t think that’s an appropriate question to be asking me. Is there anything else you need?

Caller:
Sorry, like I said I don’t even
know what it is.

AOL:
That’s okay ma’am,
anything else?

Caller:
Yes, I have one more question.

AOL:
Go ahead…

Caller:
What are you wearing?

AOL:
click