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Bear Hunt

Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped … Continue reading

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At The Circus

A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared, the boy seemed very intrigued by them. “Mommy, what’s that long thing on the elephant?” he asked. “That’s the elephant’s trunk, dear,” she replied. “No, not … Continue reading

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A Koala and a Hooker

A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds a door open. He goes in to the room to find a naked prostitute asleep on the bed. He quickly climbs into the bed and begins … Continue reading

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20,000 Cockroaches

Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman. Customer: I would like 20,000 of them. Clerk: What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches? Customer: I’m moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave … Continue reading

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Cock A Doodly Doo!

This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster which he would sell. The other farmer says, “Yeah, I’ve … Continue reading

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Jesus and the Robber

One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus is watching you!” while he rumagged through the desk. He replied, “Who said that?!” Once again he heard the same thing, “Jesus is watching you!” The … Continue reading

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How’d you want them

A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them died of natural causes. In grief, the second monkey passed away two days later. Not knowing what to do with them, she finally decided to take … Continue reading

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Bird vs Fly

What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird.

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Dog Watch

Guest: “Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?” Hotel Host: “I can’t imagine, unless it’s because you have the plate he usually eats from.”

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Got a headache

It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day, and at closing time they walked past the gorilla cage, and the man noticed the gorilla looking at … Continue reading

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