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Ben invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help noticing how beautiful Ben’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between Ben and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder [...]

Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son’s medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said: “I don’t think you should take one Dad, they’re very strong and very expensive.” “How much?” asked Grandpa. “$10.00 a pill,” Answered the son. [...]

An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.” Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you’re 75 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control [...]

What did one fag say to the other fag in the bar? Can I push your stool?

Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom of the groom’s left shoe and “Me” on the bottom of the right shoe. So when he knelt down for his vows, the entire congregation saw it. Of course, this will only work if he must kneel with back to congregation [...]

An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks – “What’s your problem, Soldier?” “Chronic syphilis, Sir!” “What treatment are you getting?” “Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!” “What’s your ambition?” “To get back to the front lines, Sir!” “Good man!” says the Major. He goes to [...]

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. –Robin Williams

One day a blonde, brunette, and redhead were on top of a burning building. When the firemen got there they stretched the trampoline out and told the brunette to jump. She jumped, then the firemen moved back and she died. Then they moved back and told the redhead to jump. She said ”No! I saw [...]

1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies. 3. An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area. 4. The cat’s exhausted from just watching you. 5. A trampoline company has to come to adjust your bed springs. 6 You’ve both [...]

The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him that she and her husband wished to start a family. “We’ve been trying for months now, doctor, and I don’t seem to be able to get pregnant,” she confessed miserably. “I’m sure we´ll solve your problem,” the doctor reassured her. “If [...]