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Popular guy

Posted on August 30, 2008 by jokes

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and adozen donuts.

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Low Sperm Count

Posted on August 30, 2008 by jokes

A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow.” The next day the 70 … Continue reading →

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Grass Sandwich

Posted on August 30, 2008 by jokes

At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, “In America, we call this a hug”. She replies, “Yaah, in Sveden, … Continue reading →

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Genius Boyfriend

Posted on August 30, 2008 by jokes

A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend, he’s rough and common and bloody stupid with it.” “Oh no, Daddy,” the daughter replied, “Fred’s ever so clever, we’ve only been going out nine weeks … Continue reading →

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Making Love to a Woman

Posted on August 30, 2008 by jokes

MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It’s got to be hot. You’ve got to take your time. You’ve got to stir.. gently, and firmly. You’ve got to grind your beans until … Continue reading →

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Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped

Posted on August 30, 2008 by jokes

1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.” 3. “Your soldier ain’t so unknown now.” 4. “Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his … Continue reading →

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Hypothetically Speaking

Posted on August 30, 2008 by jokes

A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference between hypothetical and reality?” The father replies: “Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you … Continue reading →

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First Thing to do after Jail

Posted on August 30, 2008 by jokes

Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the car. The only thing he said was, “F.F.” … Continue reading →

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Math Lesson

Posted on August 30, 2008 by jokes

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy … Continue reading →

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Crowded Subway

Posted on August 30, 2008 by jokes

The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said, “Sir, if you don’t stop poking me with your thing, I’m going … Continue reading →

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