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Don’t talk to the parrot

Posted on August 5, 2008 by jokes

Mrs. Lonefold’s dishwasher quit working, so she called a repairman. He couldn’t accommodate her with an evening appointment, and, since she had to go to work the next day, she told him: “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix … Continue reading →

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A dog’s prayer

Posted on August 5, 2008 by jokes

The dog asks God… Dear God, Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Where are their priorities? Dear God, When we get to heaven can we sit on your couch? Or is it the … Continue reading →

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10 reasons why its great to be a dog

Posted on August 5, 2008 by jokes

1. If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public. 2. No one notices if you have hair growing in weird places as you get … Continue reading →

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Does your dog own you ?

Posted on August 5, 2008 by jokes

If you are cold, you put a sweater on your dog. You have a picture of your dog in your wallet, but not one of your kids. You often claim that it was love at first sight with you and … Continue reading →

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The bird dog

Posted on August 1, 2008 by jokes

An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the worst. An optimist finds the positive in the negative, and a pessimist can only find the negative in the positive. For example, an avid duck hunter … Continue reading →

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