Category Archives: Animals jokes

DAY 70 — My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, … Continue reading →

A woman’s dishwasher had stopped working, so she called a repairman. He couldn’t accommodate her with an evening appointment, and since she had to go to work the next day, she told him “I’ll leave the key under the mat. … Continue reading →

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother. The first said, “I built a big house for our Mother.” The second said, … Continue reading →

once an old snake went to see his Doctor. He says, “Doctor, I can’t see things clearly , so , I need something for my eyes”. The doctor fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to … Continue reading →

25 things that cat-lovers know, but won’t admit. – An aquarium is just interactive television for cats. – Dogs do what you tell them to do. Cats take a message and get back to you. – Cats don’t hunt seals. … Continue reading →