Kim is a young lad, just potty trained. When he goes to the wash room , he is able to hit everything except the toilet. So his mom has to clean up the toilet after everytime he went. After about 2 weeks, she has had enough, and finally decided to take Kim to their family [...]
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: “What does the cow say?”Child: “Moo!”Mother: “Great! What does the cat say?”Child: “Meow.”Mother: “Oh, you’re so smart! What does the frog say?” And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, “Bud.”
once a mother took her baby daughter to the market for the first time. She dressed her daughters in pink from head to toe. At the store, she placed her in the shopping cart and put the purchases around her. In the checkout line, she noticed a small boy and his mother were ahead of [...]
A teacher decides that she is going to teach her second grade class a new word today. She tells them that the word is “definitely” and its meaning is “absolute, positive, without a doubt.”
She asks the class if anyone can think of a sentence with the word in it. She calls on little Susan who [...]
Eddie’s class was playing a game “Name That Animal”. The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, “What animal is this?”
“A cat!” said Joe.
“Good job! Now, what’s this animal?”
“A dog” said Richard.
“Good! Now what animal is this?” she asked, holding up a picture of a deer.
The class fell silent. After a couple [...]
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When is the best time to get an epidural?
Right after you find out you’re pregnant
Do I have to have a baby shower?
Not if you change the baby’s diaper very quickly.
How do you put a baby in a blender?
Feet first, so you can watch the expression on his face.
Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
Yes, pregnancy.
