Category Archives: Bar Jokes

Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a cigar but he didn’t have a lighter so he asked his friend if he had one.. “I sure do,” he replied and reached into his pocket … Continue reading →

This guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender looks at the guy and says” Have you seen Eileen?” The guy is rather confused and asked ” Eileen who?” The bartender replies, “I lean over and you … Continue reading →

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a … Continue reading →

Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday – she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I’m stumped.” … Continue reading →

An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar was closing. The Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. … Continue reading →