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Bar jokes, humour in bar

A bar owner in the Old West has just hired a timid new bartender. The owner of the establishment is giving his new hire some instructions on running the place. He tells the timid man, “If you ever hear that Big John is coming to town, drop everything and run for the hills! He’s the [...]

Two men are sitting at a bar, slowly sipping their drinks. After a while, the first man approaches the other man, and sits next to him. “This place is great, isn’t it?” he asks. The second man, somewhat surprised at the stranger’s remark, replies, “Why do you say that?” The first man, in a low [...]

A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Drinks for all on me. That is including you, bartender.” The bartender follows the man’s order and says, “That will be $42.50 please.” The drunk says he has no money, and the bartender slaps him around and throws him out. The next night, the [...]

Two Scotsmen had been pals since childhood and had shared everything over the years. One day, Angus won a rare bottle of Scotch in a door prize. Immediately, Jock says “Open it up and we’ll have a dram.” “Naw, ah’m goin’ tae save it for a special occasion.” Birthdays came and went, his anniversaries came [...]

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches him and tells him, “You know, a pint [...]

A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. The bartender gives him his drink, accompanied by a bowl of peanuts. To his surprise, a voice comes from the peanut bowl. “You look great tonight!” it said. “You really look fantastic – and that aftershave is just wonderful!” The man is obviously [...]

At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. “It opens at noon,” answers the clerk. About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker. “What time does the bar open?” he asks. “Same time as [...]

There’s an englishman,a scottsman,and an irishman all sitting at a bar with pints in front of them.the bar is full of flies.one lands in the englishman’s pint.”oh,that’s repulsive”,he says and pushes his pint away.a fly then lands in the scottsman’s pint.the scott fishes it out,throws it,and slings back his pint. finally one lands in the [...]

Stage 1 – SMART This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. [...]

Drinker’s Alphabet A is for Alcohol :The key to surviving college B is for Beer :The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great for chugging C is for Class :What you’re supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party D is for Dancing :A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually [...]