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The Gay Bar

Posted on June 19, 2009 by jokes

What did one fag say to the other fag in the bar? Can I push your stool?

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Goin’ Nuts

Posted on May 14, 2009 by jokes

Guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a beer. At this point the bartender leaves to take care of some business in the back. As he is about to take his first sip someone says, “Hey thats a … Continue reading →

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stoped blond

Posted on May 14, 2009 by jokes

Once a  blond walked in to a bar and she seen a monkey sitting on abar stul she asked the bar tender y do you have a monkey on your bar stol the bartender says i know a very speical … Continue reading →

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Fastest Thing In The World

Posted on February 20, 2009 by jokes

There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play a little game about what each of them thought was the fastest thing in the world. Well the first guy says, “I think a Concord Jet … Continue reading →

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French man into Bar

Posted on January 3, 2009 by jokes

A frenchman walks into a bar, smiles at the landlord and orders a glass of wine. The frenchie looks about and sees a camel sitting at the bar as well.The frenchie asks the landlord, “What is that dirty camel doing … Continue reading →

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Bar:Steering Wheel

Posted on December 28, 2008 by jokes

A guy walks into a pub and says, ”Can you remove this steering wheel from my pants?” The bartender says, ”Why is that there? Is it annoying?” “Yes,” the man said, ”it’s driving me nuts.”

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Free Drinks

Posted on December 22, 2008 by jokes

A man in a bar has a couple of beers, and the bartender tells him he owes $8. “But I already paid you! Don’t you remember?” says the customer. “Okay,” says the bartender, “if you said you paid, then I … Continue reading →

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Martooni

Posted on December 19, 2008 by jokes

A lady walks into a bar and says,” Barkeep, gimme a martooni.” The bartender goes back and fixes her a martini. She downs it and says, ”Barkeep, gimme another martooni.” So he goes back and fixes her another martini. She … Continue reading →

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You can’t bring that dog in this bar

Posted on December 6, 2008 by jokes

A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says “You can’t bring that dog in here!” The guy, without missing a beat, says “This is my … Continue reading →

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The number twelve goes to a bar

Posted on December 3, 2008 by jokes

A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. “Sorry I can’t serve you,” states the barman. “Why not?!” asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice. “You’re under 18,” replies … Continue reading →

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