Barack Loves Thee
Barack loves Thee! This we know,
Katie Couric tells us so.
All our base to Him belong;
We are weak, but He is strong.
Yes, Barack loves Thee!
Yes, Barack loves Thee!
Yes, Barack loves Thee!
So do as you are told.
All Hail the Messiah
All hail the messiah Obama! Obama!
The path to the new socialist motherland!
Our savior, our savior Obama! [...]
Q. Why did the Secret Service double security on Michelle Obama immediately after the inauguration?
A. If something happened to her, then Barack would be in charge.
Q. Why will there two presidential limousines for the inauguration?
A. So Hillary won’t know which one he’s in.
Q. What is the difference between Barack Obama and Jimmy Carter?
A. Jimmy Carter [...]
It’s a funny thing about socialists; give one an inch and the next thing you know he’ll be president.
Obama says we should be proud to pay more taxes, but the funny thing is that most of us could be just as proud for half the money.
A funny Obama motto: “A penny saved is a penny [...]
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn’t care what color you are.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn’t want to take away your gun.
Beer is better than Obama because you’re sad if there’s no more beer.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn’t lie.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn’t have entitlement [...]
Obama is so pretty that he knows Victoria’s Secret
Obama is so pretty that he never has that “not so fresh” feeling
Obama is so pretty that he won’t give Hillary Clinton his phone number
Obama is so pretty that Michelle carried him over the threshhold
Obama is so pretty that the Navy won’t name a submarine after him
Obama [...]
Q. Why is Barack Obama jealous of Hillary Clinton?
A. She the one with the cojones.
Q. What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A. Deductible.
Q: What is a lawyer gone bad called?
A: Senator Obama.
Q Why is Oprah supporting Obama?
A She has a history of supporting frauds.
Q. What made Barack help a Chicago slumlord to [...]
