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Two blonde builders were working on a house. One blonde was on a ladder nailing. Each time she reached into her nail pouch and pulled out a nail, she’d look at it, and either toss it over her shoulder or proceed to nail it into the wood. The other blonde watched for a while, puzzled. [...]

Josh was helping Sally, a blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside, he noticed a bag labeled “Emergency Repair Kit”. Looking at it a little closer, he noticed a stick of dynamite inside. Thinking that was a bit strange, he asked Sally what it was for. She said, “It’s part of my emergency [...]

A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink and were watching the six o’clock news on television. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump, and the redhead replied, “I’ll take that bet!” Anyway, sure enough, [...]

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would like to buy this TV,” she told the salesman. “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied. The blonde was very angry about this. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, “I would [...]

A guy is screwing a great looking blonde. The girl asks, “You haven’t got AIDS have you?” He replies, “No.” She responds, “Oh, thank heavens for that!! I don’t want to get that again…!” jokes

A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says “You can’t bring that dog in here!” The guy, without missing a beat, says “This is my seeing-eye dog.” “Oh man, ” the bartender says, “I’m sorry, here, the first one’s on [...]

A blonde was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. She ran into one of her friends. Her friend asked, “Hey! What do you have in the bag?” She tells her friend that she has some fish in the bag. The friend says, “Fish! Well, I’ll make you a bet. If I can [...]

A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer, because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with one of her friends. Her friend suggested, “There may be a way of selling that car, but it’s not going to be [...]

Farmer John was a sheep farmer. He raised sheep all over his property. One day, a beautiful young brunette came up and asked him, “Farmer John, if I can tell exactly how many sheep you have in your fields, can I have a lamb to take home and raise myself?” Farmer John agreed, knowing wholeheartedly [...]

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a State Policeman sees a car puttering along at 22 miles per hour. He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there [...]