The Stupid George Bush
George Bush is so stupid, he’s still looking for a corner in his Oval Office.
Burning Bush
Thousands of people flock to the annual Burning Man festival in The Black Rock Desert north of Reno, Nevada.
At this big hippie festival, people run around naked, drink and do drugs, or as George W. Bush likes to call it, get ready to run for President.
A Worthy Charity
Dear kindhearted friends…
Now that the holiday season has passed, please look into your heart to help
those in need.
Enron executives in our very own country are living at or just below the
seven-figure salary level. And, as if that weren’t bad enough, they will be
deprived of it as a result of the bankruptcy and current SEC investigation.
But [...]
During a propaganda tour
During a propaganda tour, President Bush visits a school to explain his
Politics to kids. He invites the kids to ask him questions. Bobby stands Up and
tells him “Mr. President, I got 3 questions:”
1. How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favor, you Still
won the election?
2. Why do you want to [...]
The Report
(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That’s what I want to know.
Condi: That’s what I’m telling [...]
Bush announced
“President Bush announced tonight that he believes in democracy and that
democracy can exist in Iraq. They can have a strong economy, they can have a
good health care plan, and they can have a free and fair voting. Iraq? We can’t
even get this in Florida.”
President Bush
“President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I’m thinking, well, hell, he didn’t need the approval of the American voters to become president, either.”
Domestic agenda
“In a speech earlier today President Bush said if Iraq gets rid of Saddam Hussein, he will help the Iraqi people with food, medicine, supplies, housing, and education - anything that’s needed. Isn’t that amazing? He finally comes up with a domestic agenda - and it’s for Iraq. Maybe we could bring that here if [...]
The president boasted
“The president boasted at the top of his press conference that we have the support now of Britain and Spain for our attack on Iraq. You know, when you want to make it perfectly clear to the world that you’re not an imperialist, the people you want in your corner are Britain and Spain.”
Osama bin Laden’s sons
“It was reported that two of Osama bin Laden’s sons were apprehended in Afghanistan, but President Bush is not gloating, he said he knows how embarrassing it is when your kids get arrested.”
President’s press conference
“I’m glad you all recovered from the president’s press conference last night. Did you see that press conference? I don’t want to say there’s nothing new there, but at one point the closed captioning actually said ‘blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.’ …The president was so subdued and there were so many long pauses,
the Washington Post [...]
President was interrupted
“I read that the president was interrupted 73 times by applause and 75 times
by really big words.”
Associated Press
“According to the Associated Press, there’s a rumor that Saddam Hussein is now
hiding weapons in schools. When asked why, Saddam said, because a school is the
last place President Bush will look.”
President Bush’s response
“A lot of students around the country protested the war today. The National Youth and Student Peace Coalition sponsored an anti-war organization called ‘Books Not Bombs.’ President Bush’s response: ‘Why do you want to drop books on them?’”
You are Bush
I am Saddam.
Saddam I am.
I am the ruler of Iraq,
The country that you would attack.
You are Bush.
Bush you are.
The fame of you has spread afar.
You do not like me, Bush, I know.
You would not like me in a show.
You would not like me in the snow.
You simply wish that I would go.
You say I used [...]
