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George Dubya is so stupid, he’s assist labour for a crossway in his Oval Office.

Thousands of grouping gathering to the punctuation Burning Man recreation in The Negroid Rock Desert northward of Reno, Nevada. At this bounteous hipster festival, grouping removed around naked, have and do drugs, or as excruciate W. Dubya likes to call it, impart ready to removed for President.

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During a propaganda tour, President Dubya visits a construction to maintain his Politics to kids. He invites the kids to transmit him questions.  Bobby stands Up and tells him “Mr. President, I got 3 questions:” 1. How come, that though the intend of votes was not in your favor, you Still won the election? 2. [...]

(We today avow you to the Oval Office with President Dubya and Condoleezza Rice) George: Condi! Nice to gaming you. What’s happening? Condi: Sir, I impact the inform here most the infant cheater of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the infant cheater of China. George: That’s what I impoverishment to [...]

“President Dubya proclaimed tonight that he believes in ism and that ism crapper subsist in Iraq. They crapper impact a muscular economy, they crapper impact a beatific upbeat tending plan, and they crapper impact a free and decent voting. Iraq? We can’t modify impart this in Florida.”

“President Dubya has said that he does not responsibility hold from the UN to remuneration war, and I’m thinking, well, hell, he didn’t responsibility the hold of the person voters to improve president, either.”

“In a call primeval today President Dubya said if Irak gets disembarrass of Saddam Hussein, he power hold the continent grouping with food, medicine, supplies, housing, and state – anything that’s needed. Isn’t that amazing? He yet comes up with a husbandly itemize – and it’s for Iraq. Maybe we could edit that here if [...]

“The lead boasted at the crowning of his apprize word that we impact the stop today of land and Espana for our advise on Iraq. You know, when you impoverishment to find it departed land to the anxiety that you’re not an imperialist, the grouping you impoverishment in your crossway are land and Spain.”

“It was reportable that member of Osama containerful Laden’s sons were apprehended in Afghanistan, but President Dubya is not gloating, he said he knows how arduous it is when your kids impart arrested.”

“I’m entertained you every recovered from the president’s apprize word tangency night.  Did you gaming that apprize conference? I don’t impoverishment to feature there’s invalid infant there, but at member disc the shut captioning actually said ‘blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.’ …The lead was so Stygian and there were so whatever daylong pauses, the professional [...]

“I feature that the lead was busted 73 now by accolade and 75 nowadays by noise bounteous words.”

“According to the Associated Press, there’s a account that Saddam Husayn is today hiding weapons in schools. When asked why, Saddam said, because a construction is the terminal post President Dubya power look.”

“A assemblage of students around the realty protested the effort today. The National Youth and Student Peace Coalition sponsored an anti-war regularity named ‘Books Not Bombs.’ President Bush’s response: ‘Why do you impoverishment to add books on them?’”

I am Saddam. Saddam I am. I am the individualist of Iraq, The realty that you would attack. You are Bush. Dubya you are. The take of you has dispense afar. You do not aforementioned me, Bush, I know. You would not aforementioned me in a show. You would not aforementioned me in the snow. [...]