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Bush Wants The Whole World

Posted on October 7, 2008 by jokes

(instrumental intro) Bush wants the whole world… in his hand. Bush wants the whole wide world… in his hand. Bush wants the whole world… in his hand. Bush wants the whole world in his hand. Bush wants a war for … Continue reading →

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Pillsbury Bake-Off winner

Posted on October 7, 2008 by jokes

The winner in this year’s $1 million prize in the Pillsbury Bake-Off is a Cream Cheese Brownie Pie created by Roberta Sonefeld from Hopkins, South Carolina. This pie is so rich; George W. Bush asked it for a campaign contribution. … Continue reading →

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Gorbachev and Bush

Posted on October 7, 2008 by jokes

Told to me by my father, who heard it from his cousin? Gorbachev is hard at work on his country’s budget. His secretary Knocks on the door. “Mr. Secretary, the–” “Not now, I’m busy!” “But…” “Net! Come back in two … Continue reading →

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Bush’s 100 Days

Posted on October 7, 2008 by jokes

January 20: take oath to uphold the honor and dignity of the office of president of the united states. nudge rehnquist, ask what he’s wearing under that dress. january 23: award presidential medal of freedom to ralph nader. january 24: … Continue reading →

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Osama won’t have sex with his wife

Posted on October 7, 2008 by jokes

Why doesn’t Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives? Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.

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I MAKE TOO MANY BUSH INNUENDO JOKES

Posted on October 7, 2008 by jokes

And here’s another! Well it’s actually an AP headline: “Philippine leader gets rare Bush dinner.” I know, I’m a twelve year-old boy, you don’t have to tell me. I’m giggling like a schoolboy after hearing the word “titmouse”. Haha… titmouse.

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