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It isn’t pollution

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“It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.” – Governor George W. Bush

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People that are really

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“People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.” …George W. Bush

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We have a firm commitment

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“We have a firm commitment to NATO; we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.” …George W. Bush

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The American people

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“The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George Bush may or may not make.” …George W. Bush

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We’re all capable

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“We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.” …Governor George W. Bush

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The Holocaust

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“The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation’s history. I mean in this century’s history. But we all lived in this century. I didn’t live in this century.”   GW Bush

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What’s going to happen?

Posted on October 11, 2008 by jokes

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, “Isn’t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?” The barman says, “Yep, that’s them.” So the guy walks over and says, “Wow, … Continue reading →

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Summer 2000

Posted on October 11, 2008 by jokes

An announcement from PG&E: In an effort to help out in the current energy crisis, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off until further notice. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

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HOW WILL I KNOW I’M HELPING?

Posted on October 11, 2008 by jokes

Each month, you will receive a complete financial report on the exec you sponsor. Detailed information about his stocks, bonds, 401(k), real estate,and other investment holdings will be mailed to your home. You’ll also get information on how he plans … Continue reading →

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Quickie

Posted on October 11, 2008 by jokes

President Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner for a meal. The waitress asks them what they want. Cheney says he’ll have roast beef. Turning to the president, the waitress asks, “And what would you like?” Bush says, “I’ll … Continue reading →

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