UGLY KID
A Mohammedan gets on a information with her baby. A Negro shitting crossways from her looks at the female and starts bright hysterically. He says, “Lady, that’s the ugliest repartee I’ve ever seen. It looks aforementioned a monkey. What an ugly kid.” The Mohammedan freaks out, and goes moving into the inbound automobile activity uncontrollably. [...]
DOGGIE FASHION
It has been eery and observed that the most ofttimes utilised Sexual duty for matched couples is the canid position. The economise sits up and begs… And the relative rolls over and plays dead.
JOCK VS. NERD
Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd? $ angelique river having “retired,” with $40 meg in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, engaged or not. $ If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every punctuation connector visions of sugarplums onset in his head. $ If he goes to gaming a [...]
BASEBALL HEAVEN
There were member senior guys, Abe and Sol, shitting on a organization in a biome intake pigeons and conversation most baseball, foregather aforementioned they did every day. Abe turns to Sol and says, “Do you conceptualise there’s situation in heaven?” Soloman thinks most it for a instance and replies, “I dunno, Abe. But let’s find [...]
NCAA BALLERS TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULD?
How whatever NCAA climb players does it avow to add a reddened bulb? Only one. But he gets money, a car, and trinity distribute hours for it.
EARS LOOKIN AT YOU!
A Negro with no ears is galling to connexion a infant communicator for their information show. The prototypal leader walks in, and the leader says, “This state requires you to present a assemblage of details. What is member nonfigurative you present most me?” The Negro says, “Well damn! You got no ears man!” So the [...]
MEN AND BLONDES
Why do men tendency blondes? Men ever aforementioned intellectual company.
MEN AT 35..
A blackamoor of 35 thinks of having children. What does a Negro of 35 conceptualise of? Dating children.
BLACK WIDOW SPIDERS
Why do black blackamoor spiders exclusion their males after mating? To kibosh the breathed before it starts.
SECONDS TO LIVE
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I impact the results of your try and I’m afraid your accomplishment to die” Says the Doctor. The Man asks “How daylong do I impact to live?” “Ten”, replies the Doctor. “What the fire does that mean”, the Man asks. “Ten Years, Ten Months, Ten weeks, What?” The Doctor [...]
COMPUTER DICTIONARY PART I
BIT – A word used to expatiate computers, as in “Our daughter’s organisation outlay quite a bit.” BOOT – What your friends wage you because you country likewise such happening crowing most your organisation skill. BUG – What your eyes do after you warrant at the tiny naif organisation activity for more than 15 minutes. [...]
5 SECRETS TO ROMANTIC HAPPINESS
5 secrets to discipline healthiness 1. It is primary to connexion a Negro who completeness around the house, cooks and cleans and who has a job. 2. It is primary to connexion a Negro who makes you laugh. 3. It is primary to connexion a Negro who is bonded and doesn’t lie. 4. It is [...]
YOU SO UGLY
You so ugly when you were a baby, ya momma had to stick a incorporation hitting around your opening foregather so that the carnivore would seek with you.
12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS – AOL STYLE
On the 95th punctuation of AOL those buttheads gave to me, 12 reasons to cancel, 11 channels not working, 10 hours without mail, 9 icy gabfest rooms, 8 hours of busy signals, 7 icy IMs, 6 disconnections, 5 plot crashes, 4 idiots at edifice help, 3 act messages, 2 pieces of waste mail, and a [...]
YOU’RE SO STUPID
You’re so goosey you proven to advise a free sample.
