Category Archives: Clean Jokes

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Little Johnny has a speech impediment. His father taught to him to always be polite to people. The first day of school, Johnny gets on the bus, remembering what his father told him, says to the bus driver, “Doog moaning … Continue reading →

You’re so dumb that you put a paper in front of the TV and you thought you were watching Pay-Per-View.

Q,, What kind of shoes do plumbers wear? A,, CLOGS!

Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven … Continue reading →

I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Web. I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing. I will get dressed … Continue reading →

The Sunday before Thanksgiving, a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money. He asked the people to consider donating a little more than usual into the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would … Continue reading →

Yo mama breath stank so much that her teeth packed up and left.