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Computer jokes: Programmer’s drinking song

99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, Fix one bug, compile it again, 101 little bugs in the code. 101 little bugs in the code, 101 bugs in the code, Fix one bug, compile it again, 103 little bugs in the code.

Funny jokes: Virus Warning

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There is a new virus — code name “work”. If you receive “work” from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, phone or anyone else, do not touch “work” under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life completely. If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, follow these steps: 1. Put [...]

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Funny Joke: Why such a long password

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During a recent PASSWORD AUDIT by my bank, they found that I was using the following password: MickeyMinsidePluftoHuaeyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyDublin When they asked me why I had such a long password I replied ”Are you bloomin’ stupid? I was told that my password had to be at least 8 characters long and include one capital” During a [...]

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Sultan of Brunei

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The Sultan of Brunei was getting a bit cheesed off as he had 6 children, all girls, and therefore had no son and heir. Imagine his joy then,when one of his wives presented him with his only son and heir. Just before his son’s sixth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side and said, [...]

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Funny Joke: A NEW NAVIGATION TECHNIQUE

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There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a couple of very important executives on board. He was coming into the Seattle airport through thick fog with less than 10 miles visibility when his instruments went out. He began circling around looking for a landmark. Finally, a small opening in the [...]

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YOU KNOW YOU’RE ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET

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• Your bookmarks takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom. • You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don’t have a clue when it happened. • All of your friends have an @ in their names. • You’ve already visited all the links at Yahoo [...]

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CONVERSATIONS WITH TECHNICAL SUPPORT

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• Tech Support: “What version of the Mac OS are you using?” Customer: “Word 6.0.” • Tech Support: “What browser are you using, Netscape or Microsoft?” Customer: “Netscape.” Tech Support: “Could you read to me what it says at the top of the window?” Customer: “‘Global Travel Conference – Microsoft Internet Explorer’.” • Tech Support: [...]

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Computer Joke: WINDOSE QUOTES

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• “I try to avoid using Microsoft. That’s why I use MS-DOS.” • “How much do Windows cost, and do you have to buy each one separately?” • Tech Support: “Do you have any windows open right now?” Customer: “Are you crazy woman, it’s twenty below outside…” • Tech Support: “How can I help you?” [...]

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THE COMPUTER PROGRAMMER

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A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back [...]

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AFTER THE SHIPWRECK

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There was a male engineer, on a cruise  in the Caribbean for the first time. It was wonderful, the experience of his life. He was being waited on hand and foot. But, it did not last. A Hurricane came up unexpectedly. The ship went down almost instantly. The man found himself, he knew not how, [...]

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