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I see a guy sitting outside a place called “Suzy’s Legs” and I ask “What are ya doing?” He responds “Waiting for Suz’s legs to open so I can get a drink.”

Did you know deer nuggets are cheaper than chicken nuggets? Chicken nuggets are $1.49 but deer nuggets are under a BUCK…

Q: What is green, fury, and smells like pork? A: Kermitt the Frog’s fingers.

Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-staters who ended up sinking it. He spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could from the sunken vessel and was out [...]

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and was sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can’t be found. So he drives the farmers [...]

DO you know how to find a sexy frog??? Look under a horny toad

Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart? A: He wanted to get boys pants “half” off!

Q: How come a Jack-o-lantern can’t have a baby. A: Because he has a hollow weenie

An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?” The old farmer said, “That’s my pet rooster Chucky, wherever I go, Chucky goes.” “I’m sorry sir.”, said the ticket agent, “We don’t allow animals in the theater.” The old farmer went around the corner [...]

A man and his wife live in a row house where all of the houses look alike. Every time the husband goes to the pub, he returns to the wrong house and disturbs the neighbors. To fix the problem the man puts a lantern on his porch to show which one is his house. So, [...]