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Criminal Lawyers Award

Posted on February 21, 2009 by jokes

A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his … Continue reading →

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Children of the Eighties

Posted on February 21, 2009 by jokes

We are the children of the Eighties. We are not the first “lost generation” nor today’s lost generation; in fact, we think we know just where we stand – or are discovering it as we speak. We are the ones … Continue reading →

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Brownies

Posted on February 21, 2009 by jokes

Many parents are hard pressed to explain to their youth why some music, movies, books, and magazines are not acceptable material for them to bring into the home or to listen to or see. One parent came up with an … Continue reading →

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Believe It Or Not!

Posted on February 21, 2009 by jokes

A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. A snail can sleep for three years. All Polar bears are left-handed. … Continue reading →

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Astute Visionaries?

Posted on February 21, 2009 by jokes

“Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.” — Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949 “I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.” — Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943 “I … Continue reading →

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Appreciate what you have

Posted on February 21, 2009 by jokes

One day . . . a wealthy family man took his son on a trip to the country, so he could have his son see how poor country people live. They stayed one day and one night in the home … Continue reading →

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Old Hindu legend…

Posted on February 21, 2009 by jokes

There was once a time when all human beings were gods, but they so abused their divinity that Brahma, the chief god, decided to take it away from them and hide it where it could never be found. Where to … Continue reading →

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A Man and His Dog

Posted on February 21, 2009 by jokes

A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, and that his faithful dog had been dead for many years. … Continue reading →

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A Fascinating Story!

Posted on February 21, 2009 by jokes

A lady in a faded gingham dress and her husband,dressed in a homespun threadbare suit, stepped off the train in Boston, and walked timidly without an appointment into the president of Harvard’s outer office. The secretary could tell in a … Continue reading →

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100 Years Ago

Posted on February 21, 2009 by jokes

A lot of this is applicable to our grandparents, and even some of our parents. It May Be Hard to Believe That A Scant 100 Years Ago… The average life expectancy in the United States was forty-seven. Only 14 percent … Continue reading →

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