Easter Questions & Answer
Q. What day does an egg hate the most? Fry-days Q. How does an Easter chicken bake a cake? From scratch Q. What did the eggs do when the light turned green? They egg-cellerated Q. What kind of plants do eggs keep? Eggplants! Q. What do you call an egg from outer space? An Egg-stra [...]
Q. Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be twelve inches long? A. Because then it would be a foot. Q. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? A. It might crack up! Q. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? A. Just look for the gray hares. Q. [...]
Continue reading …Q: What’s red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket? A: Colored scrambled eggs! Q: How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? A: By hare mail! Q: What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM? A: The Easter Elephant. Q: How do you catch the Easter Bunny? A: [...]
Continue reading …He gets a good deal from the local chickens. Big tax write-off. Consider all of the varieties: scrambled, over easy, hard boiled. Because if it brought bottle rockets it would be the Independence Bunny. Secret plan to eliminate human race by cholesterol overdose. Pressure from the Egg Marketing Board. Who ever heard of Easter Bricks? [...]
Continue reading …Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose? Because the powder puff is on the other end! How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket? Only one – after that it’s not empty any more! How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? EGG-xercise and HARE-robics! What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite [...]
Continue reading …A young brunette goes into the doctor’s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. “Impossible,” says the doctor. “Show me.” She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on, everywhere she touches [...]
Continue reading …On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to the coach section since she did not have a first class ticket. The blonde replied, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to New York, and I’m not moving.” Not wanting [...]
Continue reading …A blonde was recently hired at an office. Her first task was to go out for coffee. Eager to do well her first day on the job, she grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop. She held up the thermos and the coffee shop worker quickly came over to take her [...]
Continue reading …A car is driving down the street when all of a sudden it starts violently swerving across the road. The car keeps going back and forth, delaying traffic for miles until someone finally phones the police. A police officer pulls the car over and approaches the window. A blonde rolls down the window. “Excuse me, [...]
Continue reading …The Local sheriff was looking for a new deputy. When a blonde walks in to try for the job, he asks her “Okay, what is 1 and 1?” “Eleven”, she replies. The sheriff thinks to himself, “Thats not what I wanted, but I guess she’s right!” “What two days of the week begin with the [...]
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