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Mothers – Intelligence – Sex

Posted on September 6, 2009 by jokes

Ben invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help noticing how beautiful Ben’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between Ben and his roommate and this only made her more curious. … Continue reading →

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GrandPa , Grand Ma Viagra

Posted on September 6, 2009 by jokes

Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son’s medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said: “I don’t think you should take one Dad, they’re … Continue reading →

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Birth Control Pills

Posted on August 6, 2009 by jokes

An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.” Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. … Continue reading →

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The Gay Bar

Posted on June 19, 2009 by jokes

What did one fag say to the other fag in the bar? Can I push your stool?

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Write on the Bottom of Shoes

Posted on June 8, 2009 by jokes

Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom of the groom’s left shoe and “Me” on the bottom of the right shoe. So when he knelt down for his vows, the entire congregation saw … Continue reading →

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3 Sick Soldiers…

Posted on February 16, 2009 by jokes

An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks – “What’s your problem, Soldier?” “Chronic syphilis, Sir!” “What treatment are you getting?” “Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!” “What’s your ambition?” “To … Continue reading →

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Divorce Defined

Posted on February 15, 2009 by jokes

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. –Robin Williams

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Blonde caught in Building

Posted on January 3, 2009 by jokes

One day a blonde, brunette, and redhead were on top of a burning building. When the firemen got there they stretched the trampoline out and told the brunette to jump. She jumped, then the firemen moved back and she died. … Continue reading →

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10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex

Posted on August 30, 2008 by jokes

1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies. 3. An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area. 4. The cat’s exhausted from just watching you. … Continue reading →

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First Visit

Posted on August 30, 2008 by jokes

The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him that she and her husband wished to start a family. “We’ve been trying for months now, doctor, and I don’t seem to be able to get … Continue reading →

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