Category Archives: Bar Jokes

A bar owner in the Old West has just hired a timid new bartender. The owner of the establishment is giving his new hire some instructions on running the place. He tells the timid man, “If you ever hear that … Continue reading →

Two men are sitting at a bar, slowly sipping their drinks. After a while, the first man approaches the other man, and sits next to him. “This place is great, isn’t it?” he asks. The second man, somewhat surprised at … Continue reading →

A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Drinks for all on me. That is including you, bartender.” The bartender follows the man’s order and says, “That will be $42.50 please.” The drunk says he has no … Continue reading →

Two Scotsmen had been pals since childhood and had shared everything over the years. One day, Angus won a rare bottle of Scotch in a door prize. Immediately, Jock says “Open it up and we’ll have a dram.” “Naw, ah’m … Continue reading →

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar … Continue reading →