Category Archives: Blonde Jokes

Two blonde builders were working on a house. One blonde was on a ladder nailing. Each time she reached into her nail pouch and pulled out a nail, she’d look at it, and either toss it over her shoulder or … Continue reading →

Josh was helping Sally, a blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside, he noticed a bag labeled “Emergency Repair Kit”. Looking at it a little closer, he noticed a stick of dynamite inside. Thinking that was a bit … Continue reading →

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would like to buy this TV,” she told the salesman. “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied. The blonde was very angry about this. She hurried … Continue reading →

A blonde was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. She ran into one of her friends. Her friend asked, “Hey! What do you have in the bag?” She tells her friend that she has some fish in … Continue reading →

A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer, because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with one of her friends. Her friend suggested, … Continue reading →

Farmer John was a sheep farmer. He raised sheep all over his property. One day, a beautiful young brunette came up and asked him, “Farmer John, if I can tell exactly how many sheep you have in your fields, can … Continue reading →

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a State Policeman sees a car puttering along at 22 miles per hour. He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” So he turns … Continue reading →