Category Archives: Computer Jokes

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except Papa’s mouse. The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As Papa did last minute Internet shopping. The stockings were hung by the modem … Continue reading →

A Classic ———– rtfm.mit.edu Cereals – normal, at first. ——- life.ai.mit.edu trix.ai.mit.edu alpha-bits.ai.mit.edu beet-chex.ai.mit.edu masticated-neo-bohemian-cthuloid.mit.edu chewy-chomp.mit.edu General Abuse ————- my-hostname-is-longer-than-yours.mit.edu no-sir-i-did-not-see-you-playing-with-your-dolls-again.ai.mit.edu long-hostname-carefully-selected-to-expose-fixed-length-buffers.mit.edu People and Attitudes ——————– blithering-intellectual.mit.edu chick-magnet.mit.edu convivial-niceguy.mit.edu dimple-boy.mit.edu fearless-leader.mit.edu boyish-good-looks.mit.edu disarming-smile.mit.edu that-blonde-chick.mit.edu uma-thurman.mit.edu Drugs —– big-fat-bag-of-crack.mit.edu crack-baby.mit.edu crack-whore.mit.edu … Continue reading →

AOL: America Online, this is Sue speaking. Caller: Hi, I have some questions about American Online before I join. AOL: Okay, ma’am, what’s your question? Caller: Well, some of my friends who have AOL say they get something called “cybersex”… … Continue reading →

1. Dial 911 Immediately. 2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years. 3. You mean there’s something else to do? 4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote. 5. Work. 6. Re-introduce yourself … Continue reading →

Yes, you. You, looking at this screen for hours on end, online. You, bleary eyed. You, an addict. Have you looked in the mirror lately? Been outside? Know what day of the week it is? Your name was given to … Continue reading →

It says: “Press Any Key” It means: “Press any key you like but I’m not moving.” It says: “Press A Key” (This one’s a programmers joke. Nothing happens unless you press the “A” key.) It says: “Fatal Error. Please contact … Continue reading →