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Q.  What day does an egg hate the most? Fry-days Q.  How does an Easter chicken bake a cake? From scratch Q.    What did the eggs do when the light turned green? They egg-cellerated Q.  What kind of plants do eggs keep? Eggplants! Q.  What do you call an egg from outer space? An Egg-stra [...]

Q. Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be twelve inches long? A.  Because then it would be a foot. Q. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? A.  It might crack up! Q. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? A.  Just look for the gray hares. Q. [...]

Q: What’s red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket? A: Colored scrambled eggs! Q: How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? A: By hare mail! Q: What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM? A: The Easter Elephant. Q: How do you catch the Easter Bunny? A: [...]

He gets a good deal from the local chickens. Big tax write-off. Consider all of the varieties: scrambled, over easy, hard boiled. Because if it brought bottle rockets it would be the Independence Bunny. Secret plan to eliminate human race by cholesterol overdose. Pressure from the Egg Marketing Board. Who ever heard of Easter Bricks? [...]

Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose? Because the powder puff is on the other end! How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket? Only one – after that it’s not empty any more! How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? EGG-xercise and HARE-robics! What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite [...]